There’s something I need to tell you.

I like you.  A lot.  I could go into crazy metaphors and explanations, but I don’t want to embarrass myself any more than I probably already am.  So to put it simply, I guess I’ll just say that I like you.

I honestly have no idea how you are going to feel about this.  If you don’t feel the same way, I’m really sorry for making things awkward, and we can both just pretend this never happened.  And if, by some miracle, you do, then let me know.  Maybe we can go get coffee some time.